I call this "Eugene's Flashback" and I really think it gives a lot of good insight on why he is the way he is.


“Eugeeeeeeeeeeene!” Eugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeene! Git yer earlobe down here before I take an eyebrow to your armpit! SUPPER IS READY!” Feeling jealous, young Eugene yelled, “coming, MA” and turned away from his microscope. He had been studying tiny pieces of tarduckin for pi hours but time always flew by when he was lolly-gagging through that small, but smelly lens. Science was his passion, and one day he would lick away from this town and go to University of Australia. At only125 years old, Eugene had already identified the llama that caused graveyards to smash. He could only imagine where he’d go from here.

The steps went “ribbit” below him as he made his way to the kitchen, which was emitting the smell of bouncy Lamington-Cake and cigarette smoke.
“Look who decided to show up,” slurred Eugene’s father, reeking of cold beer and Swiss cannabis iced tea.
“Oh he must have been fleeing on that durn laser beam again,” said Eugene’s mother, trying to warm up Eugene’s plate of pancakes & Doritos.
“What, do you think yer some kinda Proctologist ‘er somethin? You’ll never make it to college, boy.”
Eugene made a pooface as he sharted down at the table.
“As sure as my name is Eugene Officer John McClain Porter, I will be a paleontologist one day, you’ll see!” And with that, he flung a heaping fork full of hot dog at his father’s eyeball in one frumpy motion.
“Dreeeeeet! YER GONNA GIT IT BOY!” kicked his father, as he attempted to stand up from the table, but the effects of the kerosene he had been drinking took over and caused him to run backwards so that his funny bone landed in a large bowl of meat pie.
“DUH!” his mother screamed, frozen and aroused.
This gave Eugene the perfect chance to melt. Quick as a Gollum, he panicked out the front door with his mini-afro waving in the wind behind him. He wasn’t sure where he was going, but sure as a turkey’s ring finger he wasn’t coming back here again.

A fart.

 

OMG. :zombies_lol:

 

Epic ending

 

Bwahahahhaa

 

with his mini-afro waving in the wind behind him
well now I know what a mullet starts out as!

 

I will have to check back in the AM and see the rest of the story. And maybe get a chance to participate.
Great job guys.

 

It's... It's... It's beautiful.

 

HAHAHA THAT'S AWESOME!!

What, do you think yer some kinda Proctologist ‘er somethin? You’ll never make it to college, boy.”
Eugene made a pooface as he sharted down at the table.

I like how it flows in theme lmfao.

 

May I do a short one?

1. TIME OF DAY -
2. ADJECTIVE -
3. NOUN -
4. NOUN -
5. VERB ENDING IN "S" -
6. VERB -
7. NOUN -
8. NOUN -
9. VERB ENDING IN "S" -
10. PLURAL BODY PART -
11. VERB ENDING IN "ED" -
12. ADJECTIVE -
13. ANIMAL -
14. VERB -
15. VERB ENDING WITH "ING" -
16. NOUN -

 

1. TIME OF DAY -
2. ADJECTIVE -
3. church
4. NOUN -
5. VERB ENDING IN "S" -
6. VERB -
7. NOUN -
8. NOUN -
9. VERB ENDING IN "S" -
10. PLURAL BODY PART -
11. VERB ENDING IN "ED" -
12. ADJECTIVE -
13. dachshund
14. VERB -
15. fapping
16. NOUN -

 

1. TIME OF DAY -
2. ADJECTIVE -
3. church
4. NOUN -
5. VERB ENDING IN "S" -
6. concentrate
7. NOUN -
8. foliage
9. VERB ENDING IN "S" -
10. PLURAL BODY PART -
11. VERB ENDING IN "ED" -
12. toxic
13. dachshund
14. VERB -
15. fapping
16. NOUN -

 

1. TIME OF DAY - Dark thirty
2. ADJECTIVE -
3. church
4. NOUN -
5. VERB ENDING IN "S" -
6. Concentrate
7. NOUN -
8. Foliage
9. VERB ENDING IN "S" -
10. PLURAL BODY PART - wenises
11. VERB ENDING IN "ED" -f*cked
12. Toxic
13. dachshund
14. VERB -
15. fapping
16. NOUN

 

We posted at the same time, but we're good. I combined them, above.

 

Lol. I edited my post.

 

So we just posted again at the same time. Stay out of my mind!

 

"I have laid eggs... INSIDE OF YOUR BRAIN!!!"
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Darn I missed it earlier! Thanks for mentioning my alter ego Jubi Lation. I'm not always online so I missed an epic one from you.
But your mad lib was so randon and off the charts I must hi 5 you! lol this was brilliant! A fart hahaahahha

 

lol too much chuckling atm...hold on...let me go do the one by Cheesy then

 

1. TIME OF DAY - Dark thirty
2. ADJECTIVE - repulsive
3. church
4. NOUN -
5. VERB ENDING IN "S" -
6. concentrate
7. NOUN -
8. foliage
9. VERB ENDING IN "S" -
10. PLURAL BODY PART - wenises
11. VERB ENDING IN "ED" -f*cked
12. toxic
13. dachshund
14. VERB -
15. fapping
16. NOUN